Spring Awakening.

Last night my husband and I embarked on our first musical, Spring Awakening, with our season tickets to the Bass.

It was super sexual awesome. The music is all by Duncan Shiek. It was like this generations RENT. The concert hall is on the UT (that's Texas, folks--not Tennessee) campus. Because of this... there were students at the event. I did this for a class at SMU also.

Anywho... let me judge you for one second.

Dear two cute college girls,

Why are you wearing Nike tempos and sorority t-shirts to a musical? Did someone tell you that this was acceptable? Because it isn't. Don't you have etiquette training? Maybe that comes after you learn your greek alphabet and how to wet your hand with an X and transfer it to your friends hand in the bathroom.

Yes, I'm sitting here, holding my glass of prosecco judging you. If you would like for me to give you a list of appropriate attire, please let me know. Also, don't wear a tank top, short skirt, scarf and uggs. It's not cute and it's a confusion of seasons. We live in Texas.

Loves,
me.

Dear annoying group of guy college kids sitting behind us,

Yes, I know that you are uncomfortable that this is a musical and turning you on (because of the blatant sexuality.) Yes, I also realize that YOU realized you can drink while at a musical. Yes, you realized you can move to better seats than your student class pass allows you. Yes, I will continue to turn around and give you a death stare because you continue to loudly whisper to your friends and giggle. I hate you.

Sincerely,

me.