Ballin'

This guy in the van was getting gas next to me yesterday.

Apparently, from the looks of it, his name is Dru Smith, Dru Smizzle if you're nasty, and he likes aviator sunglasses. I'm pretty sure he also likes to rap. Now, if I were a fancy enough rapper to have my mug plastered across a van, I would also request a driver. And enough cash to fill up the tank. Maybe the gas money would have been more of a priority than the custom rims.

It was just my luck that Dru Smizzle HIMSELF was purchasing gas in front of me inside the gas station. Not his driver! Not his manager, it was him, in the flesh. "Can you put $5 on pump 2?" I heard him say. Must not be a lot left over.

Dear Dru Smizzle,

Good luck with your rap career. I like your van, and your fancy red scarf. It must be fun to drive a van with your face on it.

Loves,
Me

(Note - Although it appears that there is a collision in this photo, I assure you, it was just a near-mishap.)