Irritations.

I like to think of myself as a relatively easy going person.  Then I think about all of my neuroses and things that annoy me and I re-think this position.  I think about all of the times I say, "that's so odd" about other people, yet find myself to be perfectly normal and never behave inappropriately (unless I have 2 too many drinks and then, occasionally, I make poor decisions--aka judge people outloud.)

In this situation though, that is neither here nor there. 

I work with this very sweet woman, bless her heart.  Everyday, every EFFING day she wears the loudest often seasonally inappropriate shoes.  It's getting to me ya'll.  I hear her coming.  I know where she is.  They are always slappy shoes.  Never a cute ballet flat--just slap slap slap slap.

It's driving me to drink.  That and constantly asking me a question and then standing at my door after I say, "I'll have to look that up."  No, sweetheart, I didn't mean right now.  I meant, after you loudly walk away, I continue gchatting with friends what I'm doing and I'll get back with ya. 

Speaking of driving me to drink.  I'm looking for some takers--my husband is out of town.